Brigham Young’s Utopia Amongst The Peaks…

isn’t quite as attractive as it must have been in the 19th century. Don’t get me wrong the mountains are beautiful.  The houses are mostly 1 story bugalow style, which i love.  If Kenny Powers lived here he would say:  “Going on missions on the reg, eating fast food on the reg, smoking crystal meth on the reg, banging my wives on the reg”.  Well at least tonight after dinner i can hop over to Velour and check out John Vanderslice live.  Yes!

no fast food here...phew!

I Don’t Know What Joseph Smith Encountered On His Trek To Utah That Was So Arduous…

But he should have taken a 747. I arrived in less than 4 hours. All I got was a tired ass from the tight seating. Oh and I got scolded by the first class flight attendant for storing my carry-on in the compartment above first class. I guess it was worth mentioning. I’ll never do that again.